3 - dA 12th BirthdayA young woman named Ms. Artsy Nerd loved making art, and practiced affiliating all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical zebras, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Kalamazoo, and a portrait of Josh Hutcherson that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby broken street lamp for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in affiliating to create the most beautiful deviation depicting tiny fishies dubstepping anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, broken street lamp!"
2 - dA 12th BirthdayMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after the Knights of Ni because you'll only end up with a shrubbery in your bum." I never quite understood his advice until one Arbor Day, I was gardening with my best friend The witch. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was oddly fluorescent and spooky sounds came from deep within. The witch saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
dA 12th BirthdayOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Josh Hutcherson who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Gymnast . He trained every day for 2 1/2 hours in order to beat his rival, The Feminine Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Josh Hutcherson came armed with a lamp and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Josh Hutcherson emerged as the awkward victor! His achievement is celebrated every Swedish Fall.